Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Friend: Dude its not my birthday..
Me: Its not???
Friend: Uhm No *laughs at me*
stops talking out of embarassment..
SEE! im a confuzzled wreck i cant even get birthdays right! watch ill probably start wishin everyone a merry christmas soon psh i wouldnt be surprised actually
awww my kitten called coffee is singing to me...
oh ok nevermind he just wanted food
Gee apparently today im just the food bearer
aww he's thanking me by peeing on me..
arent u a thoughtful cat???
ok ok i forgive u just stop hissing at me
i have been forced to do this.....
I AM SO SORRY COFFEE
if i post this then i am obviously mental
oh yesh i am definately in need of mental help lmao im talking to a cat :?
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